My Daily Muses
God created the orgasm so that men can moan even when they're happy.
June 20, 2013 8:39:00 AM EDT
God created the orgasm so that men can moan even when they're happy.
August 2, 2013 9:24:45 PM EDT
I hope someone will document at least one girl's evolution from "Toddlers & Tiaras" to "Teen Mom" to "Intervention" to "Hoarders."
August 20, 2013 8:16:03 AM EDT
Is it "poon tang", or "poontang"? I'm trying to update my Christian Mingle profile.
August 22, 2013 8:24:48 AM EDT
The Hulk just texted me a picture of a zucchini, I think?
September 17, 2013 8:58:03 AM EDT
DUDE.....Congrats on winning an argument with your woman...... Your prize is a night on the couch.
September 19, 2013 9:04:16 AM EDT
Hmmmm... Just occurred to me. Ladies: If he’s right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys.
September 30, 2013 11:38:08 AM EDT
Hey MsBehaved13, where are you when we really need you? I need a little laughter in my life now.
November 19, 2013 8:49:46 AM EST
Does anybody else have a spouse who loves to play that game called “Yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear him?"
November 19, 2013 7:52:08 PM EST
And that you need a hearing aid.(smile)
November 22, 2013 8:23:36 AM EST
Dating these days must be so hard, because how do you know somebody loves you if they don’t make you a mix tape?
