A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So
she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out
jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the
vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin
opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching
drivers.

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of
this highway occurs. It’s not very long before a police car
shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde
of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What the hell is going on here?”

“My car broke down,” says the lady, calmly.

“Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!”
asks the cop.

And she said…

(This is good…)

(Ready?)

(Remember, she’s a blonde…)

“Those are my emergency flashers!” she replied