A gentleman walks into an opthamologist’s office with a violin case. He waits for his appointment and in time is shown into the doctor’s office.
The doctor asks, “What seems to be the problem?”
The gentleman replies, “Well . . . it’s this,” pointing to the violin case that he has placed on the doctor’s desk.
The doctor says, “It’s a violin case. So what?”
The gnetleman says, “Open it.”
The doctor does so and reels back in shock. Inside the case is a single huge, freashly laid turd, so large as to fill the entire case.
The doctor loses his professional demeanor and begins to tell the man off. “You FILTHY DISGUSTING…!” at which point the gentleman interupts, saying, “I did that myself.”
The doctor, trying to be professional, says, “Well, you should see your family doctor about it. There’s nothing I can do.”
The gentleman replies, “No, no, you don’t understand. Every time I do one of those … my eyes water.”

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