Mom asks son why he has a black eye. “Have you been fighting again?” Son says “No, a lady in church smacked me in the eye.” “why did she do that” asks the mother. “Well I see this woman in church directly in front of me. Her dress is tucked into the crack of her butt, so I unstuck it, yanked it out.” Mother says “Is that when she hit you?” Son says “No, she turned and scowled at me.” “So when did she hit you?”
The kid says “I thought she wanted it back where it was, so I tucked it back in and that’s when she hit me.”