Perspective
The groom comes into the church to take his place by the altar and his
> best man notices that he has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
> The best man says, “Hey man, I know you’re happy to be getting married,
> but
> what’s up, you look so excited?”
>
> The groom replies, “I just had the BEST blow job I’ve ever had in my
> entire life and now I’m marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”
>
> Then the bride comes walking down the aisle and she also has the
> biggest, brightest smile on her face. Her maid of honor notices this
> and says, “Hey girlfriend, I know you’re happy to be getting married,
> but
> what’s up, you look so excited?”
>
> The bride replies “I have just given the LAST blow job of my entire
> life.”
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Carpe Diem!!