1. Don,t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in a nappy.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Shut the door quickly.

3. If they can put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man’s mind wander – its too little to be out alone.

 5. Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.

 6. MEN are all the same – they just have different faces so that you
can tell them apart.

 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love may be blind, but marriage is the real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in Biblical times men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13. If he asks ‘what sort of books you’re interested in’, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember ‘a sense of humour’ does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

 15. Sadly all men are created equal.