Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude.
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with
the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, “What do you have under the newspaper?”
“A bird,” the guy replied.
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
When the police asked him what happened,the guy replied, “I don’t know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I’m here.”

The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her,”What did you do to that naked fellow?”

After a pause, the girl replied, “To him?
Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire.”

Moral of the story, never lie to kids.