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    • February 26, 2013 8:33:23 AM EST
    • My experiences

      Wanted to introduce myself.  I'm fortunate enough that I have a great job in the fetish industry.  Each and everyday is a new adventure.  Which in turn gives me ample material to post.  Facebook has restricted what I am allowed to.  I'm hoping here I can just be 100% open.  If I offend anyone, it is not my intent.  Please pm me and I will certainly remove my post.  The other great thing about my work is that I get asked to help in the developement in many lifestyle web-sites.  Here is a post from a really handsome guy on a dating site.  I nearly fell off my chair reading this so I thought I would share.

       

      SWM in boring job seeks whiny shrew for co-dependency, tepid sex, and shouting matches. I enjoy drinking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I like to run with scissors. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their employment, and social skills. Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Jerry Springer. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on the most useful curses. I would kill to win the Nobel Peace prize. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.

      YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sh*ty bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in an ashtray blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into alcoholism and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 22 and rehash mother issues with women over 43. Serious replies only, please.


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      MsB.

    • February 26, 2013 11:13:10 AM EST
    • My experiences

      Hi just wanted to let you know that this is a totally free and open website and we are looking to promote the entire spectrum of adult sexual pleasures.
      I think your topi is so very worthwhile I am making it a sticky.

    • March 1, 2013 8:40:04 AM EST
    • My experiences

      Good Morning MsBehaved13 

      Just a suggestion. . . But if you were to post your one line zingers into a new thread here on this Funny Bone forum, then it would be a permanent part of our collection of your wonderful wit and they will also post to the home page automatically for all to see until they sink out of sight. It would be a shame to loose sight of these wonderous funnies. :D

       

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